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gamerphonzy said: So... what is headboob, anatomically speaking?

crispysnakes:

It’s the muscles surrounding the jaws.  The shape of the head is determined by the shape of the skull.  

Here’s a boa:

Here’s a boa skull.  Note the structure of the jaws, particularly the back end where sit the the two joints that control the gape of the snake (snakes have five mobile and one immobile joint within their skulls).  See the boxy, rounded shape those two joints make?

Here are the two overlaid:

Now imagine the muscles needed to control those joints.  Depending on the species/size of the snake and the prey they feed on, they’ll need more or less muscle mass to operate their jaws.  

See those big fleshy white things in the corners of the mouth?  That’s all muscle that, when the mouth is closed, occupies the space in the skull that people like to squish.  

That, is headboob.  

Text 22 Jul 417 notes HOW TO TELL INSTANTLY IF SOMEONE IS A WITCH

romakast:

They go weak in the knees and get short of breath when you bring up the topic of jars.

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Quote 21 Jul 10,147 notes

Yesterday, a teacher at my daughter’s preschool told me that she saw two boys and a girl spinning the knobs of a play oven. Boy #1 says: “I’m a pilot! I’m flying a plane.’ Boy #2 says: “Me too!” The girl is quiet, so the teacher says to her: “What about you, are you a pilot?” The 3 year old girl replies: “I can’t be a pilot. I’m a pilot’s wife.”

So what do you think has happened in this little girl’s short life to make her believe it’s more likely that she would be a pilot’s wife than a pilot?

Photo 21 Jul 19 notes thepacificparrotlet:

She hasn’t done anything but try to nap and sulk the whole day. Mia I can not control the weather, I’m sorry!

thepacificparrotlet:

She hasn’t done anything but try to nap and sulk the whole day. Mia I can not control the weather, I’m sorry!

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Anonymous said: Im pretty sad that harley and ivy arent canon lesbians for eachother i mean cOME ON

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childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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Pepper for Mattie <3

avali:

Pepper for Mattie <3

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kaylainwanderland:

jean-luc-gohard:

An “egalitarian” is someone who, realizing that a scale is imbalanced because there are six pounds on one side and twelve on the other, seeks to correct the imbalance by adding six pounds to both sides.

well that was the best damn explanation I’ve seen. 

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